irritanting!
Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:13 AM
went to meet cousin yesterday to get my packs."eh! i wanna give you smtg!"pass him the "gift"he smiled. and say, "kay..""tapikn aku nyer agi lawa tau..""maner? tgk..""eh.. ah'ah larh. style style.""i got you blue coz it means boy..."haha.. he's adorable.he smsed me.."hey. thanx for the gift. =)"haha.. how cute. the side of him that ppl didnt know existed at all. hahawent to bugis. studied alone! then!!jengjengjeng!haha. darlingku came to the rescue.boredom sure killed her. haha. sorry babe.he called."you kat aner uh?""kat national library..""ouh bukan kat tamp eh?""nope. national library. asl?""you ngan saper uh?""me and my fwen uh.""ok."that asshole just hung up on me!!!! ass!went home. walked home!but from simei larh. haha.met hamka. later that night.went to the so called fountain.darlingku was irritating!haha.forced me to pillion of this guy.nights full of laughter!laugh our asses off like nobody's business.8 people. kecoh!ouh.. gerls.. i hung out with farisha last night. hahasurprising but true. she was nice tho. i guess.ouh jokes of the night!!!joke #1"eh! tp uh! motor sembunyikan!!""hakim! you go push uh! i not wearing my sandals sia!""eh hamka, for once use your brain uh. plz uh plz""eh u ncc ryte? go camoflage the bike uh."hamka was like sooo panic! that he did everything.
joke#2"eh.. kalau road tax tak ader macam maner?""asl pulak road tax? dier da la tak ader license aper lagi insurance. nie kau ckp pasal road tax, aper hal!?!""ouh ah'ah eh. tapi aku tak kesah pasal pipe aku, aku takut dier jek."joke#3song remix dedication specially to hamka.
playing song: fort minor- where'd you go.
~where did you go? my tp sir...~
(the rest luper uh babe!)
other songs included are, deeja vu, back street boys, nick lachey, westlife,
pencinta wanita, and lots more!
ouh!ouh! one more remix!
akon feat eminem= smack that.------>
edited to... iskandar feat ami= hide that
Hide that! go hamka hide!
hide that! until its gone..
hide that! make sure you do!
hide that... ooo-ohh
joke#4
ticktok..
time:6.30am
location: k.L (some hotel)
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2 boys in the room. one watching star movies, the other was assumed asleep.
"eh hakim! tegang uh!"
"eh sial uh kau! 6.30 pagi kau blg aku nie bende?"
"tak uh! aku tak leh tahan uh.. mcm nk tebok dinding sial!"
joke#5 (the HIT!)
Location: ITE (which? cant be disclosed)
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"cik! kerak ayam ader lagi tak?"
"tak der lah nk.. kerak mak cik ade."
continuation...
"cik kerak cik agi tu ader lagi tak? kawan saye tu die mengidam uh."
"alamak! kerak cik da habis nie. baru kasi budak tu."
"alarh.. tk per. pak cik?"
location: simpang bedok.
"eh ader rambt uh dalam nasi goreng"
"tak per. org kate kalau jumpe rambt dalam nasi maknanyer rezeki"
"cik! nasi goreng lagi satu!! rambut lebih!"
"alamak rambut da abis uh. sabar eh nak.."
"cik tengah uat per tu?"
"asah scrapper.. da tumpul uh."
"mak cik jahat....~ kuat!kuat!kuat! (adapted from local porn video) "
"roti prata kerak satu! lendih lebih yer!"
joke #6
"kak! railway adik da hilang uh.."
"alah dek.. mcm maner boleh hilang? tak per tk per. kakak kasi bulu kaki kakak"
(refering to the kening)
joke #7
"eh, da lamer tk gie rock climbing eh."
"rock climbing kan susah, bouldering kan lagi senang... setakat gini jek.."
*action*confidently with da face he climbs and move sideways.
"eh bouldering kene ikot point lah sia. sembarang sia kau. tu adik aku pun leh buat!"
paisey... he kept quiet smiled and blushed.
haha.. damn adorable.
joke#8
location:sunway lagoon
victim: hamka
villians: hakim, ami and haz.
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"eh hamka come uh ride this. it just move from side to side"
confidently he rode and strapped on tight.
the ride called "solero shots" started!
"MUMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! HAKIM bluff me!!!! MUMMMY!MUMMMY!!!!"
"eh, i was young sia that time..."
"i dun care, janji kau naik.. hahahahaha"
"lain kali kau bising aku campak kau kat sane. mummy tak mummy ape aku kesah!"
joke#9
location:fountain
time:3am
activity: playing taitee in the dark..
"eh card aper uh?"
so the guys were losing to me. haha
insulted thats what they felt.
"eh siak uh haikal! how can you lose to a gerl sia! water face drop sia!"
" nah nah! kau pakai nie jipang!"
*action* knocking the jipang helmet and said "woosh!"
and from then on he kept winning! haha..
to think that it actually werked on him. FUNNY!
ouh! and when he wore it and lost once all the guys were shaking and knocking
his jipang helmet. haha. pening dier.
joke#10
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ROAD BLOCK
"why is your number plate so small? u cut uh?"
"no la! bike wad. how big u want?"
continuation..
"nanti aku pasang number plate besar2 uh. dari CTE org kat rochor road boleh nampak!"
joke#11
we were stuck at the traffic light. it was very slow. 5am in the morning.
heading home.
"eh haikal! do you job.. go and press the button.."
poor boy thot it was a joke, he just laughed it off.
"eh serious uh haikal! go press the button larh!"
poor kid had to get off the bike and ran to press the button.
joke#12
"eh haikal! where are you?"
"im at my friend's place larh."
"hurry up lar all waiting for you.."
"okay. i'll be there in 5 minutes, 4 minutes i leave this place.."
damn inn
ocent sia member bbl.
FiNaLe
before heading seperate ways, at the traffic light all held hands and!!!
WOOOSH! they went off.
the funny part was.. in the middle of the road, they off each others engine.
be it the scrambler or the sp. haha. damn cute!