10 things boys should know about girls.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 4:13 AM
10 things boys should know about girls.
1. girls r more than just a barbie doll with boobs
2. they don't think bout make-up clothes and boys all the time!
3. if a girls kisses with a other girl she doesn't has to be a lesbian or bi
4. a girl doesn't like to be called ''hot''
5. if u date a girl don't get jealous on her best male friend
6. girls get fast jealous and show it even faster
7. if a girl asks u to listen to her, then listen to her and don't fake it
8. not all girls are desprate and need a bf/gf
9. don't get scared if a girl talks bout marry her, she probarly likes u allot
10. when a girl likes u they tease u and have a big mouth.
11. it's okay to cry (and girls know that)
12. Girls know more about guys then guys think
13. Just because a girl likes cars and other "guy stuff" doesnt mean she's a lesbian
Things guys should know about girls1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.